
Drink · 4 min · Amounts not specified
Smoked Paloma
Paloma bones, mezcal instead of tequila, a smoked-salt rim. Soda last. It should taste like grapefruit and smoke, not a margarita.
The sheet · 1 tall glass · 4 min
easyWhy tonight. Paloma bones, mezcal instead of tequila, a smoked-salt rim. Soda last. It should taste like grapefruit and smoke, not a margarita.
What it needs
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- mezcal
- grapefruit
- soda
- smoked salt
Good if you have them, fine if you do not: lime.
Method
- Mezcal in place of tequila, so the smoke meets the grapefruit's bitterness rather than the lime's acid.
- Fresh grapefruit only — bottled has lost the bitterness that the drink is built on.
- Smoked salt on the rim, which doubles the smoke without adding more mezcal.
- Soda over plenty of ice, stirred once, and drunk long and slow.
Technique coach
What the method is trying to make happen
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An educational pour, not a reprint of a licensed spec. No allergen or alcohol-safety claim.
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The technique underneath this
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Why each of these is on the list
What the ingredients are actually doing
- mezcal
- Smoke over the same agave backbone, and it does not blend so much as lead.
- grapefruit
- Bitter as well as sour, which makes it the one citrus that can carry a drink on its own.
- soda
- Carbonation is a texture and it is the first thing you lose.
- smoked salt
- Smoke without a fire, delivered as seasoning.
Missing one of them? The substitutions are written against those jobs rather than against a chart, so they say what each replacement costs this dish in particular.
Cooks from the same box
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Salted grapefruit soda
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Citrus family may cover grapefruit.
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Salted lime soda
Salt and lime is the oldest zero-proof combination there is. More salt than you think — under-salted it is just lime cordial.
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