Dinner · 10 min · Amounts not specified
Smashed cucumber
Cold and crunchy. Smash, salt, soy, rice vinegar, garlic, sesame. Chili if you want heat. Eat soon so it stays loud.
The sheet · 2 as a side · 10 min
easyWhy tonight. Cold and crunchy. Smash, salt, soy, rice vinegar, garlic, sesame. Chili if you want heat. Eat soon so it stays loud.
What it needs
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- cucumber
- soy sauce
- rice vinegar
- garlic
- sesame oil
Good if you have them, fine if you do not: chili flakes.
Method
- Smash the cucumber with the flat of a knife until it splits, then tear it into rough pieces. The ragged faces are what hold the dressing.
- Salt them and drain in a sieve for ten minutes. Skip this and you will be eating soup.
- Soy, rice vinegar, sesame oil and grated garlic whisked together.
- Dress it right before it goes out. Chili and a pinch of sugar if the vinegar is loud.
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- Produce prepHow To Mince GarlicAmerica's Test KitchenSmashing and mincing a clove down to something that cooks evenly instead of burning in pieces.Link checked 2026-09-08
- Produce prepThe Best Way to Mince Garlic | Serious Eats At HomeSerious EatsCompares the knife methods for garlic, including when to take it all the way to paste.Link checked 2026-09-08
- EmulsionsScience: How to Make Salad Dressing Vinaigrette That Doesn't Separate or Break by Using an EmulsionAmerica's Test KitchenWhat the emulsifier is doing in a vinaigrette, demonstrated on a dressing that keeps splitting.95K+ views at the September 2026 review. · Link checked 2026-09-08
Why each of these is on the list
What the ingredients are actually doing
- cucumber
- Water and crunch, which is a real job in a rich dish.
- soy sauce
- Salt with a savory backbone, so it seasons and deepens in one move.
- rice vinegar
- The gentlest acid on the shelf — sour without the harsh edge of wine vinegar, which is why it works in dressings that go on raw vegetables.
- garlic
- Burns in seconds and turns the whole dish bitter, so it almost never goes in first.
- sesame oil
- A seasoning, not a cooking oil.
Missing one of them? The substitutions are written against those jobs rather than against a chart, so they say what each replacement costs this dish in particular.
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